THE RULES OF SHITE CLUB #1 - The first rule of Shite Club is, you do not talk about Shite Club. #2 - The second rule of Shite Club is, you DO NOT talk about Shite Club. #3 - If someone is sick, touchs cloth, paps out, the shite is over. #4 - Two guys to a shite. #5 - One shiteat a time. #6 - Shites will go on as long as they have to. #7 - If this is your first night at Shite Club, you have to Shite.

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